How one word to the wedding invitation shower Mad Hatter Tea Party?

I am planning a Mad Hatter Tea Party theme bridal shower for one of my best friends, and although I have a good idea of how to decorate (CRAZY!) and food (traditional mad tea), I'm struggling with how to word the invitations, taking that you must essentially be remembered as the Hatter write. Ideas?

There is space, there is room to help celebrate the marriage of (name) – our friend actually fares! A bridal tea (crazy, of course) is carried out? hours. Wear a silly hat and carrying a gift that will put you in debt! So quickly appear in my house and wear a dress so beautiful, That the Doormouse on stage – not invited – what a pity! Where? My house – he said that! (Address) Time? Have you read this up? To whom? Read what? A Mad Hatter Bridal shower and do not be late!